August 2012
12 posts
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When Grover Norquist (Yeah, that Grover) says that...
This is crazy talk.
Aug 16th
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When someone points out that my company has...
when they point out that at the same time, the money I get from federal contracts has actually gone up … and when they realize that the size of the Pentagon budget has no correlation to the size of my workforce, this happens People just don’t understand that defense contractor math is different than regular people math.
Aug 12th
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When the New York Times reminds John McCain he...
[This really isn’t fair!]
Aug 10th
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When Chairmen of the Joint Chiefs say Pentagon...
But it’s so fun to pretend none of this ever happened. Submitted by Sara
Aug 9th
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When Roscoe Bartlett Told Me To Stop My Hysteria...
What did you say? Submitted by Anon
Aug 9th
4 tags
When Buck McKeon says 'doomsday' with a straight...
[I love it when he says this stuff]
Aug 9th
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When deciding whether Dick Cheney or John McCain...
[ It’s easy, John, just repeat after me.]
Aug 8th
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When I tell the public what will happen if the...
Then when I see my board of directors … [Can he call me this??]
Aug 7th
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When my company's quarterly earnings came out,...
[This is the sweet sound of …profits!]
Aug 6th
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When I'm blue, my friends on the Senate and House...
[This is how they do it —> Here]
Aug 6th
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When I hear someone say the Pentagon should cancel...
[Cost overruns? What’s an extra couple hundred billion dollars between friends?]
Aug 6th
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When I threaten to lay off thousands of workers...
[This is how I roll.]
Aug 6th
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